EMPLOYMENT OFFER-
GARDEN CLUB MEMBERS WANTED

Positions open: Nature lovers, growers, birdwatchers, designers, and conservationists.
Physical Qualifications: Must be able to -
    See beauty and colors
    Smell fragrances and clean air
    Touch earth, flowers and plants
    Taste clean water
    Hear songbirds
    Give lots of hugs
Age Limit: From 6-99 years
Experience: Must have walked barefoot in the grass, picnicked in the park, hiked in the woods and stopped to smell the daisies.
Beginning Wage: Minimum-a few aching muscles, plus raises in spirits and a joyful heart.
Advancement Opportunities: May be asked to be a chairman of a project of officer of a garden club.
Fringe Benefits: Social Security-you have the security of social friendships with other members of garden clubs everywhere.
Hours: From four o’clocks to half past pines.
Retirement: A wheelbarrow full of happy memories and perennial remembrances of worthwhile accomplishments.
Apply: Your local garden club-bring a friend to your next meeting!

Copied from The Capital Gardener magazine